Bumble and Tinder are two of the most popular dating apps among younger adults.
The main difference is that on Bumble women have to message guys first.
Similar to Hinge, you can use profile prompts on Bumble to break the ice and make your bio stand out.
Having funny creative answers on your Bumble profile will get you more matches and ultimately dates.
Currently, you can choose from 40 different profile prompts on Bumble.
In this post, you will find a huge list of popular Bumble questions and answers that will help you stand out and get more matches. Tired of Bumble? Try Zoosk instead.
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Examples of Best Funny Bumble Prompt Answers
Two truths, one lie
Example #1
- I love to bake.
- I was once a backup singer for Beyoncé.
- I have a pet iguana
Example #2
- I have never gone snowboarding.
- I have never been dumped.
- I have never owned a dog.
Example #3
- I have an unpublished novel sitting in my desk drawer.
- I have a degree in chemical engineering.
- I have a tattoo on my lower back.
Example #4
- I have never eaten sushi.
- I have a pet turtle.
- I have never had a boyfriend.
Example #5
- I have been a competitive bodybuilder for 10 years.
- I have been married before.
- I worked as a male model.
Most recent act of kindness
6. I paid the toll for the car behind me on the highway.
7. I didn’t complain when my last date was late.
8. I helped a little old lady cross the street.
9. I didn’t tell a single “white lie” today.
10. I let someone merge into my lane on the highway.
11. I returned a dog’s ball to its owner.
12. I let my little sister win at Monopoly.
13. I paid for the coffee of the person behind me in line.
14. I sent a thank you note to my teacher.
15. I returned the extra change I got from a store clerk back to them.
It’s meant to be if…
16. You can’t dance.
17. You like to be around people but can’t stand small talk.
18. You get lost easily.
19. You have a fear of needles
20. You have a cat.
21. You think Shakira is awesome.
22. You have a weird tattoo.
23. You’re a sucker for romantic comedies.
24. You’re a total foodie.
25. You’re always cold.
26. You love animals but are scared of most of them.
27. You have a fear of heights.
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My third grade teacher described me as…
28. Chewer of pencils
29. A natural leader
30. A little slow
31. Unusually good at copying his homework
32. A total nightmare
33. A little short on brains
34. The one she’d most like to send to detention
35. A problem child
36. A born teacher’s assistant
37. A model student
38. An embarrassment to my parents
39. A lost cause
40. Daydreamer
If I could have only three things on a deserted island, I would have…
41. A satellite phone, a lighter, and a knife
42. A fishing rod, a knife, and a book on how to build a boat without any tools
43. A water bottle, a fire starter, and a first aid kit
44. A lighter, a six-pack, and a pair of sunglasses
I feel most empowered when…
45. Watching the Kardashians
46. Finishing 12-pack by myself
47. When my ex hears I’m doing awesome
48. Doing squats
49. When I wear my pink underwear
50. Meditating
51. Wearing cute outfits
52. When I have a drink in my hand
53. When I am on top while making love
54. In my birthday suit
55. When I’ve had my coffee
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We’ll get along if…
56. You want to bring your cat to meet my cat
57. We can agree on something: dogs are kind of cute
58. You’ll never judge me for the things I say or do when I’m drunk
59. You give me silly nicknames
60. You can’t dance
61. You love junk food
62. You will accept my snoring
63. You’re a good cook
64. You can put up with my drama
65. You like to cook dinner
66. You’re okay with a chick flick once in a while
67. You will love my cats as much as I do
69. You don’t mind me calling you in the middle of the night to talk about stupid stuff
69. You’re not planning on becoming a nun
70. You can survive without your cell phone for more than 3 hours
71. You’ll never try to make me diet
72. You understand that I will never be a morning person
73. You’re always up for a food adventure, no matter how weird it may be
74. You think my dance moves are amazing, even if everyone else thinks they’re terrible
75. You’re okay with the fact that I sing in the shower… and everywhere else
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The most inspiring person I’ve met…
76. My ex’s dad
77. My friend’s wife
77. My grade school teacher
78. My neighbor, Mrs. Brown
79. My boss’ wife
80. The tooth fairy
81. My mom’s boyfriend
82. The homeless guy under the bridge
83. My ex-husband’s new wife
84. My stepbrother
85. My son’s teacher
86. The woman who gave birth to me
If I were famous, it would be for…
87. Making up words
88. Talking too much
89. Yawning
90. Laughing at the wrong times
91. Making jokes that nobody understands
92. Staring at people in elevators
93. Wearing short skirts in the winter
94. Never knowing when to stop talking
95. My inability to accept compliments
96. Hitting on my friends’ boyfriends
97. Embarrassingly long hugs
98. Making a fool of myself in public
99. Getting stuck in a washing machine
100. Falling asleep in class
101. Taking selfies
102. Laughing at inappropriate times
103. Singing in a shower
104. Going on too many first dates
Ideal night out…
105. That you can’t remember anything about
106. When you ask your friend, “Did I do anything stupid last night?”
107. When you wake up in a strange place and you don’t know how you got there
108. When you could have sworn you just slept with someone but you don’t know who
109. When you’re so wasted you turn on your phone’s camera and start taking mirror pics of yourself
110. Waking up the next morning next to the hot stranger you just met
111. Getting so drunk you wake up with a tattoo…
112. When you sleep with someone who’s just way too hot for you
113. When you wake up with a hangover and a tattooed dude in your bed
114. That ends with you getting a ticket for public intoxication
115. That includes a lot of drinking and dancing
116. That you spend the entire night talking to that cute guy/girl you just met
117. That you can’t remember how you got home
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The person I text the most
118. My boss’ wife
119. My priest
120. A pizza delivery man
121. My landlord’s wife
122. My gynecologist
123. My ex’s mom
124. My dad
125. My plumber
126. My therapist
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My favorite quality in a person
127. Doesn’t drink every day
128. Is not a felon
129. Is not related to my ex-husband
130. Can cook
131. Always pays their taxes on time
132. Can dance
133. Is not out of shape
134. Has good stories
135. Likes the same TV shows as me
136. Doesn’t judge people based on their hair
137. Has never gotten a restraining order
138. Is taller than me in heels
I’m most grateful for…
139. The person who invented Netflix
140. My ability to fall asleep at any time of the day
141. My alarm clock
142. Sleeping pills
143. Coffee
144. Pizza
145. Dunkin Donuts
146. Microwave
147. My dog
148. The internet
148. Air conditioning
149. The invention of ice cream
150. My stepbrother
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If you could teleport to anywhere this weekend, it would be…
151. The top of Mount Everest
152. Antarctica
153. My boss’ wife while he is away on business
154. The moon, because why not?
155. A toga party
156. Clothing optional beach
157. The set of the next 365 Days movie so I can be an extra
158. A secluded beach where I can go skinny dipping
159. The International Space Station.
160. Pandora from the movie Avatar.
My pet peeve is
161. People who use the word “chill”
162. People who reply to my text with “k”
163. My phone battery dying
164. C0ndoms
165. People who wear socks with sandals
166. People who talk too loudly on the bus
167. When someone doesn’t say thanks after I hold a door for them
168. When someone talks shit about their friends behind their back
169. When people chew with their mouths open
170. When people don’t pick up after their dogs
171. When people don’t put the toilet seat down
172. People who don’t flush
173. People who open the door without knocking
174. People who talk on the phone while they pee
175. Neighbors who have orgies
176. People who bring up politics at parties
177. Being woken up by my roommate’s alarm clock
178. My roommate’s boyfriend
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The world would be a better place with more…
179. Champagne
180. Happy endings
181. Back rubs
182. Candy
183. Ice cream
184. Naps
185. Anime
186. More attractive women/men
187. Puppies
My perfect Sunday
188. Drinking and watching football with my friends.
189. A good massage, a bubble bath, and a book.
190. Sleeping in, lazing around the house in my PJs, and eating junk food all day.
191. Sleep in, hang out with my friends, and have dinner out.
192. Wake up slowly, making a tasty breakfast, and go for a long walk.
193. Curling up with a book and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon.
194. Breakfast in bed, a day at the spa, and a romantic dinner.
195. Working out with the girls, scoping out the cute guys in the gym, and then cooking with my roommate.
196. Sleeping in, yoga, brunch, and a movie.
197. Going to my favorite brunch spot, drinking mimosas, and eating eggs benedict.
198. Listening to live music with my friends, eating tacos, and drinking cocktails.
199. A hot bath, a good book and a cup of tea.
200. A day at the beach followed by a BBQ with friends.
201. A morning hike, brunch and drinks.
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If I could have a superpower it’d be…
202. To be invisible
203. To look like Ryan Gosling
204. To have unlimited funds
205. To fly
206. To be able to talk to my dog
207. To be able to read minds
208. To be a mermaid
209. The power to turn water into Cabernet Sauvignon
210. The power to make people laugh uncontrollably
211. Ability to control the weather
212. The ability to make anyone fall in love with me.
213. The ability to fall asleep instantly.
My secret skill…
214. Making fun of people
215. Watching Netflix for 12 hours straight without taking a break
216. Staying in bed all day long
217. Coming up with excuses for why I haven’t finished my work
218. Doing headstands
219. Distracting my boss with my charm
220. Getting by with my good looks
221. Making my cat do tricks for tuna
222. I’m a professional cuddler
223. Making people feel uncomfortable
224. Finding new and innovative ways to procrastinate
225. Causing drama
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If I could only solve one world problem, it’d be…
226. Make global warming go away
227. Find a way to make me taller
228. Stop crime
229. Make sure that every flight lands on time
230. Eliminate slow internet
231. Make happy endings legal
232. Get all the countries to switch to metric
233. Get rid of all the mosquitoes
234. Figure out a way to get rid of taxes
235. Make it so that everyone is born wealthy and beautiful
236. Teach everyone to parallel park
Perfect first date
237. Karaoke bar crawl
238. Eating contest
239. Rock paper scissors tournament
240. Scavenger hunt
241. Hide and seek
242. Go-kart racing
243. Drive-in movie
244. Roller coaster
245. Play laser tag
246. Skydiving
247. Paintball
248. Dog-walk-off
249. Ice cream eating contest
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I quote too much from…
250. The YouTube comment section
251. Shakespeare
252. Bible
253. My grandma
254. The dictionary
255. Keeping Up with the Kardashians
256. Elon Musk’s tweets
257. How I Met Your Mother
258. Sponge Bob
259. My therapist
I’m hoping you…
260. Are employed (or at least have a solid plan for your future)
261. Are looking for a relationship (not just a fling)
262. Will respect my Netflix binge-watching habits
263. Like to cuddle
264. Don’t like drama
265. Are willing to try new things and experiment
266. Will watch cheesy romantic comedies with me without complaint
267. Aren’t afraid of a little bit of PDA
268. Will be okay with me being friends with my ex
269. Are okay with my snoring
270. Don’t send me unsolicited 🍆 pics
271. Don’t need me to take care of you
272. Don’t have any STDs
273. Are taller than me
274. Think I’m amazing and wonderful and perfect just the way I am
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I promise I won’t judge you if…
275. You believe in aliens
276. You are a couch potato
277. You are a shopaholic
278. Forget to shave/wax
279. Loud when eating
280. Can’t cook
281. Hoarder
282. Live with your parents
283. Think the Earth is flat
284. Like taking selfies and posting them on Instagram
285. Only drink Starbucks
286. You are obsessed with Kardashians
Swipe right if…
287. You’re a man who’s tall, dark, and handsome
288. You’re a woman who’s beautiful inside and out
289. You’re ready to start a family
290. You’re not afraid of a little competition
291. You’re ready to have some fun
292. You’re looking for a gentleman
293. You’re looking for someone to spoil you
294. You’re ready to be swept off your feet
295. You’re a man who understands my need for independence
296. You want a man who is passionate and exciting
297. You want a man who is adventurous and spontaneous
298. You’re looking for a date with no strings attached
299. You’re looking for a good time, you’ve found your match!
300. You’re ready to have your dating life turned upside down
301. You’re the total package – looks, brains, and personality
302. You want an adventure unlike any other
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A review by a friend:
303. He’s the type of person who will always be there for you… No matter how much you beg him to leave.
304. A true friend who will always be honest with you, even when you don’t want to hear it.
305. A great friend who always knows just what to say (and when to shut up)
306. An expert at finding the best deals on everything from shoes to cars to vacations. You’ll save a ton of money dating him!
307. If you’re looking for someone to join you in your weirdness, this is your guy!
308. I would describe him as a cross between a human and a golden retriever – loyal, loving, and always down for a good time.
309. A cuddly teddy bear with a heart of gold.
310. A pro at cheering people up, no matter how big or small the problem may be.
311. A total catch! If you can look past the fact that he lives in his mom’s basement…
312. Makes you feel like the most special person in the world
313. If you’re looking for someone to approve all of your life choices, this is your man!
314. A total foodie who loves trying new restaurants and exploring different cuisines. Be warned – he’s always taking pictures of his meals!
315. A bit of a neat freak, but it just means everything is always in its place and he’s never late for anything.
316. A true gentleman who always opens doors and knows how to treat a lady right.
My most useless skill is…
317. Reciting pi to 100 decimal places
318. Saying the alphabet backward in under 10 seconds
319. Being able to make any animal sound
320. I know all the lyrics to every Taylor Swift song
321. I can make my tongue into a heart shape
322. I can put my legs behind my head
323. I can crack all my joints on command
324. I can fit my entire fist in my mouth
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A non-negotiable
325. That your ideal first date is going on a hike
326. That you’re a dog person
327. Must not be married
328. Good personal hygiene
329. No STDs
330. That you’re not a psycho
331. No drama
332. No crazy exes
I guarantee you that…
333. I’ll never ghost you
334. I’ll never post our relationship status on Facebook without your permission.
335. I’ll never cheat on you… unless we’re in a game of Monopoly and I really need to win.
336. I’ll never stop loving you… unless you turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
337. I’ll always be honest with you… unless you ask me if you look fat.
338. I’ll never get mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up… but I will give you a stern look and then silently judge you.
339. I’ll never leave you… unless aliens abduct me and take me to their home planet.
I’m a great +1 because…
340. I have extensive knowledge of random trivia that will come in handy at parties
341. I always have a stash of emergency snacks in my purse for when you get hangry
342. I promise not to judge you for any bad life choices you may have made in the past
343. I always know the best places to go out and eat
344. I come with my own set of wheels (bicycle)
345. I will never leave you stranded on the side of the road
346. I will not judge you for your drinking habits
347. I am always up for trying new things, no matter how crazy or inappropriate they may be
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A pro and a con of dating me…
348. I’m a great listener and I love to offer advice but sometimes I can be too frank.
349. I’m a great cook but I can be messy in the kitchen.
350. I love to cuddle but I also need my personal space.
351. I always bring my positive attitude with me but I also have my moody moments.
352. I love to laugh and make others laugh but sometimes my jokes might be too much.
353. I love trying new things but I get scared easily.
354. I’m loyal but I also get jealous easily.
355. I love to dance but I also tend to embarrass myself when I dance in public.
356. I’m always up for adventure but sometimes I can be a little too impulsive.
357. I’m always down for a good time but sometimes I can party a little too hard.
358. I’m an honest person and I always tell the truth but sometimes it might hurt people’s feelings.
359. I’m loyal and protective of the people I care about but that can also make me come across as possessive.
360. I’m always up for trying new things but that means I sometimes unintentionally drag my partner into things they may not be comfortable with.
361. I’m very independent and can take care of myself but that means I sometimes don’t ask for help when I really need it.
362. I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh but that means I sometimes make jokes at inappropriate times.
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After Work You Can Find Me…
363. Talking to my dog about my day
364. Eating ice cream in my pajamas
365. Scrolling through social media
366. Playing with my cat
367. Out drinking with friends…or alone
When No One’s Watching I…
368. Walk around the apartment in my birthday suit
369. Play air guitar
370. Run through sprinklers
371. Have a conversation with myself
372. Play with my food
373. Make animal noises
374. Make up dance routines to songs
375. Speak in different accents
376. Lip sync to songs
377. Take selfies
378. Have a conversation with my reflection
379. Practice my stand up comedy material
380. Make goofy faces in the mirror
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I’m still not over…
381. Game of Thrones Finale
382. Finding out there is no Santa Claus
383. The time I caught my mom kissing our neighbor
384. The time I tripped and fell down the stairs in front of everyone
385. When I found out my best friend was dating my ex
386. When I accidentally sent 🍆 pic to my mom
387. When I got hit in the face with a soccer ball
388. When I walked in on my parents making love
What makes a relationship great is…
389. Not sleeping with your exes
390. Being able to communicate openly and honestly about your needs and desires.
391. Being able to share your deepest, darkest secrets
392. Never going to bed angry
393. Being able to give each other space when needed
394. Not sleeping with other men/women
395. Having a healthy love life
396. Supporting each other through good and bad times
397. Being able to communicate openly and honestly
398. Being physically attracted to each other
399. Being able to have fun together
400. Having a healthy balance of time together and time apart
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Let’s Break Dating Stereotypes by…
401. Sharing our worst selfies instead of our best ones.
402. By sending each other memes instead of flirting.
403. Making a pact to not ghost but send funny GIFs as goodbyes.
404. By having a thumb war to decide who pays for the coffee.
405. Seeing who can make the best meal using only microwave recipes.
406. Sharing stories of our most epic first date fails.
407. Recreating the Titanic “I’m flying” scene on a paddleboard
408. Showing up in superhero costumes for a coffee date
409. Trying to set a world record for the longest hug on our second date
410. Binge-watching horror movies to see who screams first
411. Racing go-karts to determine who pays for dinner
412. Practicing our worst pick-up lines on each other until we cry from laughter
413. Taking turns reading aloud from embarrassing childhood diaries
I’m a Great Plus One Because…
414. I can turn any awkward silence into a less awkward laughter.
415. My dance moves are so bad, they’ll make you look like a pro.
416. I’ll laugh at all your jokes, even the ones your friends won’t.
417. My photobombing skills are legendary.
418. I always know where the best appetizers are served at a party.
419. Will provide alibis for free – “We’ve been dancing all night!”
420. I can rescue you from any boring conversation with an “emergency phone call.”
421. Will accidentally-on-purpose spill my drink if your ex shows up.
422. I’m skilled at pretending to understand art and wine.
423. Will create diversion tactics for when you want to avoid certain guests.
424. I’m an expert photo taker, ensuring you’ll always look good on social media.
425. I know all the best places to hide at awkward family gatherings.
426. My playlist game is strong, ensuring we’re never stuck with bad music.
427. I have the unique talent of being able to open bottles without an opener, making me indispensable at parties.
428. I’ll never judge your dance moves, no matter how questionable they may be.
429. I’ll bravely taste-test any questionable “gourmet” dishes, so you don’t have to.
430. My karaoke skills are mediocre at best, ensuring you always look better by comparison.
431. With me around, you’ll always have someone to blame for leaving the party early.
432. My survival skills are top-notch for when dates turn into unexpected adventures.
433. My sense of direction is impeccable – Google Maps may as well hire me.
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I’d Rather Not Talk About…
434. The time I mistook super glue for eye drops
435. My failed attempt at becoming a TikTok sensation
436. When I tried to cook and almost burned the house down
437. When I accidentally dyed my hair green before a job interview
438. When I serenaded a crush and they recorded it for Snapchat
439. That one “Reply All” email disaster at work
440. The time I got my head stuck in a railing at the museum
441. When I wore two different shoes to work and didn’t notice
442. When I accidentally called my teacher “mom”
443. The day I discovered my high school crush was my third cousin
444. embarrassing obsession with Twilight, Team Edward Forever
445. When I locked myself out and had to break back into my own house
446. That time I tried to impress a date with my cooking and set off the fire alarm
I will never shut up about…
447. The fact that I once met a celebrity in the most embarrassing way possible. Picture it: me, them, and a spilled latte.
448. That one conspiracy theory I totally believe in… Yes, I’m serious. No, I’m not joking.
449. My cat and his daily shenanigans. Did I mention he can high-five? Yes, there will be videos.
450. My endless quest to find the best ice cream flavor. Current leader: pistachio.
451. The tragic story of how my indoor plant died despite my best Googling efforts.
452. My bizarre talent for guessing dogs’ names on the first try.
A fun fact I’m obsessed with…
- How vending machines are more likely to injure you than sharks. I’ve never looked at a Snickers bar the same way again.
- The realization that bananas are berries but strawberries aren’t. I feel lied to.
- How the inventor of the Frisbee was turned into a Frisbee after he died. Ultimate frisbee, indeed.
- That a duel between three people is called a truel. Sounds like the worst kind of third-wheel situation.
- How honey never spoils. You could theoretically eat 3000-year-old honey; talk about meal prep.
- That penguins propose by giving their mate a pebble. It really puts pressure on picking out engagement rings.
- How cows have best friends and get stressed when they are separated. Now I understand why I get anxious when the pizza delivery guy takes too long.
- That sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart. Still searching for my hand-holding otter equivalent.
- The fact that sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can. Makes me wonder if I’ve been living life too fast.
- That the majority of your brain is fat. That explains why I can’t seem to lose weight; it’s all brain power.
- How the color orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around. Mind = blown.
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I get way too excited about…
- When the microwave popcorn pops perfectly without burning.
- The moment when ketchup comes out of a new bottle on the first try.
- Finding money in my pocket from the last time I wore these pants.
- When my favorite song comes on right as I pull into a parking lot, giving me an excuse to stay in the car and jam out.
- Realizing my phone was on silent all day and I didn’t miss anything important.
- That split second of silence before the birthday person cuts into their cake.
- When the GPS estimates my arrival time at 7:00 and I make it there by 6:59.
- Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about me.
- When my pet decides to snuggle with me without being forced.
- When someone cancels plans I didn’t want to go to anyway.
- When the avocado I randomly picked at the grocery store turns out to be perfect inside.
- Catching all green lights when I’m running late.
- Remembering all the items I needed at the grocery store without having written a list.
- The moment the airplane’s wheels lift off the ground, starting an adventure.
- Solving a captcha on the first try.
- When my computer remembers my password for me.
- A perfectly executed high five.
I’m known for…
- Losing my phone in my own hands.
- My ability to turn wine into regret.
- Accidentally making inappropriate jokes at family gatherings.
- Googling my symptoms and convincing myself I have a rare tropical disease.
- My charm, which works 20% of the time, all the time.
- Remembering useless trivia but forgetting where I parked my car.
- Laugh-crying at my own jokes because someone has to.
- Joining the gym, saying “new year, new me” and then becoming a missing person there.
- Creating awkward moments, then thinking about them for the next 7 years.
- Talking about getting a summer body in winter and then forgetting about it by summer.
- Being perpetually late but making dramatic entrances.
- My emotional support collection of houseplants and succulents – yes, they all have names.
- Trying new hobbies every month and mastering none.
- The tendency to laugh at serious moments, making things awkward for everyone involved.
As a child, I was really into…
- Convincing my younger sibling they were adopted
- Being absolutely convinced I could talk to animals. They never talked back, though.
- Creating potions from kitchen ingredients, hoping one would turn me invisible
- Collecting rocks and genuinely believing one of them must be a dinosaur egg
- Trying to dig a hole to China with a plastic shovel
- Making my siblings believe I had magical powers by turning off the lights with my mind (or, you know, my feet)
- Believing that if I ran fast enough, I could run on water—numerous attempts proved otherwise
- Holding funerals for bugs. It was a very emotional time.
- Collecting empty toilet paper rolls because surely they’d be worth something someday
- Trying to establish a new world order in the neighborhood, with me as the benevolent dictator
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Something I Learned Way Later Than I Should Have…
- That the “pull and pray” method is not an effective form of birth control.
- That pickles are actually just cucumbers soaked in vinegar. Mind = blown.
- That “LOL” means “laugh out loud” and not “lots of love.” Sorry for the confusion, Grandma.
- That the Earth orbits the sun, not the other way around. Thanks, third-grade science class, for finally setting me straight.
- That you’re not actually supposed to eat the entire shrimp, tail and all. Fancy dinners were a learning experience.
- That narwhals are real animals and not just mythical unicorn sea creatures.
- That reindeer are also real and not just Santa’s magic helpers. My Christmas reality was shaken.
- That you can’t trust autocorrect to write your dating profile for you. Lesson painfully learned.
- That coffee doesn’t solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
- That sushi doesn’t mean “raw fish.” That revelation was a game-changer.
- That “silent but deadly” refers to farts, not ninja assassins.
- Trusting a fart after eating Taco Bell is a dangerous game.
- That “Netflix and chill” doesn’t mean literally watching Netflix and relaxing.
- That not all wines taste the same, especially the morning after.
- That you shouldn’t mix bleach and ammonia while cleaning. Chemistry is important, folks!
- You’re not supposed to pour oil down the sink. Sorry, environment (and plumber).
- Cutting your own bangs at 2 AM is never a good idea, no matter how inspired you feel.
- The tooth fairy doesn’t have an unlimited budget.
- That adulthood doesn’t mean you have all the answers, just more questions.
- That you can’t repair everything with duct tape or super glue. Who knew?
- That “ghosting” doesn’t involve actual ghosts…
- The importance of separating whites and colors in the laundry – RIP to my pink socks that were once white.
- Telling your hairdresser “just do whatever you want” can lead to some interesting results.
- Investing in cryptocurrency is less “easy money” and more “easy come, easy go.”
Bumble Prompt Responses to Avoid
There are also some responses that you should avoid using on your Bumble if your goal is to get more messages and dates.
- I don’t know what to say
- I will write something later
- Ask me if you want to know more
- Too many
- I don’t message first
- Follow me on Instagram/OF/Snapchat
- You already know the answer
- I don’t use this app much
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