Do you want to get your man in a mood right from the time when he wakes up?
Sending him a flirty seductive message first thing in the morning is one way to do it.
Here we came up with the 101 best dirty messages to send to your boyfriend or husband so that he can’t wait to meet you.
Best Dirty Good Morning Texts For Him To Wake Up To
- When you pick me up tonight I will be wearing nothing except for my eyeglasses.
- Thinking of what we did in the car last weekend. How about we repeat it again tonight after a movie?
- Would be nice to have you for breakfast.
- Wish I was in bed with you right now.
- I wish you were here lying next to me right now.
- How badly do you want me?
- I had a dream about you. We did some really bad things together.
- I have a few things in mind that we can try tonight.
- I want you so bad right now.
- Can I have you for dinner?
- I feel so hot right now. I guess I will get a shower. Wish you were here.
- I wish you were inside of me right about now.
- Had a very dirty dream last night. You 💦 all over my 🍒 and then I woke up.
You: Can’t wait to show you my new outfit tonight.
Guy: I can’t wait to see you in it.
You: You will like it…and I’m not going to wear any panties…
Guy: Omg you are making me…
- I couldn’t control myself after we spoke on the phone yesterday. I really need to see you today.
- Do you know what makes me awake faster than morning coffee?
- Thinking of tonight makes me all hot and wet.
- What would you do to me if I was lying next to you right now?
- When you come to pick me up tonight, I will be waiting for you bent over the couch.
- Can’t decide what I am gonna do to you tonight.
- I can’t stop touching myself thinking of the things I am going to do to you this weekend.
- You tasted so good last night 👅🍆. I want to have you today again.
- Do you want to see my new lingerie tonight?
- Tell me which part of my body you like the most and I will send you a photo of it.
- Can you handle this? (send this text along with a dirty photo)
- What do you want to do to me tonight?
- Can’t wait to taste you in my mouth again 👅🍆.
You: I am not wearing any panties right now.
Guy: You really know how to turn me on.
You: I know, I love teasing you.
Guy: Stop it! How am I supposed to focus on my work now? lol
- Can’t stop thinking of the things you did to me last night 🍆🍑. Let’s try it again tomorrow?
- Do you think I should wear my mini skirt or leggings tonight?
- I have a surprise for you tonight.
- If you can guess the color of my panties, I will let you do whatever you want to me tonight.
- I will be waiting handcuffed to my bed when you come tonight.
- Do you have a fantasy that you want to try tonight with me?
- Can’t wait to get on my knees and taste you again today.
- Let’s get some wine and take a bubble bath together tonight?
- Let’s do it in the shower tonight?
- How about we do it at the kitchen table?
- I bought handcuffs so get ready for tonight.
- You have been a very good boyfriend so I will be fulfilling all your desires tonight.
- I want you to 💦 all over my 👩 tonight.
You: I am so bored. Tell me what you gonna do to me tonight.
Guy: Well I was thinking of taking you for dinner.
You: Oh I am not talking about that. I mean what are you gonna do to me when we get home.
Guy: How about we try it in a shower tonight?
You: I like it!
- I want to feel you all over my body right now.
- You can 💦 anywhere you want tonight as long as it’s my face.
- I want you so bad inside of me right now.
- I will be a very naughty girl tonight. How are you gonna punish me?
- I am so wet right now that I might slide off my bed.
- I am gonna do you tonight.
- I am gonna do bad things to you tonight.
- Looking forward to having you inside of me tonight.
- Do you mind if I 👅🍆?
- Do you prefer it when I spit or swallow?
- I want you to bend me over tonight and let me forget all my problems?
- I just got my pills yesterday so you can 💦 inside my 🐱 as much you want tonight.
- My parents are not home tonight, want to come over and have some fun?
You: Can’t stop thinking about the things I am going to do to you tonight.
Guy: Lol, stop!
You: Why, don’t you like dirty talk?
Guy: I do, but it is a little risky while I am at work lol
You: Don’t get caught!
Guy: I will try
- I will let you do that thing you always wanted to do with me.
- Are you 💦 tonight?
- I miss touching your body while I sleep.
- How about we try something new at the cinema tonight 👅🍆?
- Can’t wait to make you come all over me tonight.
- I want to have your 🍆 in my mouth right now.
- Do you want to tie me up tonight? Just thinking about it makes me so hot.
- Can’t wait to wrap my legs around you.
- I have something that we can use tonight in bed.
- My parents are away so I am gonna be loud tonight.
- Do you want to make a 🍆🍑🌽 movie tonight and then watch it together?
- I just woke up and I already can’t stop touching myself while thinking of you.
- Are you ready to make me scream tonight?
You: I want you to kiss me all over my body tonight.
Guy: I will do that baby, I will kiss every part of your body.
You: Mmm after that I want you to… really hard.
Guy: I can do that!
You: And then I want you to come all over my…
- My roommate will be away for a few days so we have the entire place to ourselves. Do you prefer to 🍆🐱 on a couch, table, or just against the wall in the living room?
- I will do whatever you ask me tonight.
- I will make you drunk tonight and then will take advantage of you.
- Can’t wait to feel you grabbing my body again.
- Should I be on my knees when you come tonight?
- I think I know what you want and I will give it to you.
- If you want to hear me moan, come tonight.
- I am so ready for you today.
- Can’t wait to feel your tongue all over my body.
- I will be alone tonight. Do you want to come and take advantage of me?
- I just finished my morning shower. Wish you were here to dry me up.
- Let’s stay home, cuddle and make out.
You: I have one dirty fantasy. Can we do it?
Guy: Is it something I will enjoy?
You: Yes if you are into it.
Guy: I’m all for it!
You: Well I’ve always wanted to try it rough!
Guy: Well I’m all for that!
You: So do you have handcuffs? I want you to handcuff me to the bed.
Guy: Okay if that’s what you want.
You: I also want you to blindfold me!
Guy: Okay! I’m getting turned on just thinking about it!
- Last night was amazing. Can’t wait to feel 🍆 pressing against my body again.
- I am just laying undressed in bed and waiting for you to pick me up.
- I need you to touch me everywhere tonight.
- I am so turned on just by thinking about you.
- If you promise you can last for more than 2 minutes, you can have this tonight. (send this along with a hot photo)
- I wouldn’t mind making you 💦 tonight again.
- Is anything new you want to try in bed tonight?
- Can’t believe even the banana that I am eating right now reminds me of your 🍆.
- Do you want to see me without my pants on tonight?
- Can you guess what am I wearing right now?
You: So do you want me to wear anything else for you tonight?
Guy: I don’t want you to wear anything at all, you look so hot already.
You: Well I have something special for you.
Guy: What do you have for me?
You: I will have a surprise for you under my shirt…
- Where do you want to touch me tonight?
- This should wake you up (send your hot phot)
- I will give you a message today. And yes happy ending will be included.
- I will make you beg me to give you this (send along with a dirty photo)
- I can’t hold it anymore. I need to see you tonight.
- I am so turned on right now. Call me on Whatsapp if you want to see a preview of what is coming later tonight.
- Is it okay if I am not going to wear any panties tonight?
- Do you think it would be fun if I invited my hot friend to join us tonight?
Should You Send Dirty Messages to a Guy?
Sending dirty messages can help to keep things interesting and bring back the sparks even if you lived together for the last twenty years.
Many girls like to send suggestive photos to make their guy get in the mood but often seductive text messages can work even better.
The important thing is to be confident and descriptive with your messages. Let him imagine the things you will be doing tonight when you are all alone.
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