You’re chilling out with your guy, things are getting a bit steamy, and out of nowhere, he whispers, “I want to be inside you.” Boom! Suddenly, your heart is beating like a drum, your mind is racing like a Formula One car. What does he mean by that? Is it just the old hormones talking, or is he trying to tell you something else?
You might think, Am I ready for this? Is he rushing things up? You might feel a bit like a deer caught in headlights, but chill. These emotions are totally normal!
Having those butterflies in your stomach is okay. It’s normal to feel nervous when you’re about to get physical especially if it is your first time with him. This isn’t just about letting him into your personal space physically but emotionally as well. Now, that’s a big deal!
Okay, so you’re wondering how to respond without making it awkward or boring. How can you handle it with some humor, charm, or sass?
Well, that’s what we’re here for! We will share with you a long list of funny and flirty comebacks you can use to keep things interesting.
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What to Say When He Says He Wants to Be Inside You?
1. “Mmm… I bet you would love that.”
2. “Well, there’s no place like home!”
3. “And I can’t wait to have you closer than ever before.”
4. “Good things come to those who wait, babe.”
5. “Do you come with a satisfaction guarantee?”
6. “I was hoping you’d say that. Show me how much…”
7. “I can’t wait to feel you.”
8. “Take your time, I am not going anywhere.”
9. “You make me tingle with anticipation.”
10. “I have been ready for a long time, baby.”
11. “Well, the door is open… “
12. “I want this too… “
13. “I’ve waited too long for you to say that.”
14. “This feels like the perfect time.”
15. “There’s nothing I want more.”
16. “Take your time, I want this to be perfect.”
17. “Are you sure? This is a big step.”
18. “Whoa, taking charge, aren’t we? Let’s do it!”
19. “I can’t wait any longer either.”
20. “And I want you to make me feel good!”
21. “Can’t wait to feel you!”
22. “I thought you’d never ask.”
23. “Oh, we’re on the same page then!”
24. “Just promise it will be as good as I dream it will be.”
25. “Well, aren’t you full of surprises?”
26. “And here I was thinking we would watch Netflix tonight.”
27. “Make sure not to disappoint!”
28. “Well, you sure know how to make a girl blush.”
29. “Are we skipping foreplay then?”
30. “Oh really? Prove it!”
31. “Can’t wait to feel every inch of you.”
32. “Well then, let’s not waste any more time.”
33. “Why am I not surprised?”
34. “Only if I get to be on top!”
35. “I bet you’re just as excited as I am.”
36. “Well, how can I resist such an offer?”
37. “That has been my secret wish too.”
38. “As long as it’s slow and sensual!”
39. “I’ve been fantasizing about this too.”
40. “As long as you promise to cuddle me afterward!”
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41. “Are you going to make me scream your name?”
42. “You have no idea how much I’ve wanted this too.”
43. “Well, I do love your assertiveness…”
44. “Sure, as soon as you tell me where we stand.”
45. “Only if you can handle the heat!”
46. “Can’t wait to feel more of you, inside and out.”
47. “I’ve been waiting for you to say that all night.”
48. “I hope you’ve got what it takes!”
49. “Can we get a bit comfortable first? Like in our bed?”
50. “Promise you’ll be gentle… or maybe not so gentle.”
51. “So, are we talking like emotionally inside me or…?”
52. “Just FYI, it’s not all fun and games… It’s…a lot better!”
53. “Are you sure you can handle the VIP access?”
54. “Just don’t forget to take off your shoes first!”
55. “Like, literally or metaphorically?”
56. “As long as you remember the golden rule: ladies first.”
57. “Are you asking for a temporary visit or a long-term lease?”
58. “Wow, what makes you think you’ve got that privilege?”
59. “Why wait? Let’s get to it!”
60. “Your wish is my command…”
61. “And you think you can handle me, huh?”
62. “Well then, let’s not make you wait any longer.”
63. “Oh, babe, I’m all yours.”
64. “Ahh, that’s what I love to hear…”
65. “Can’t wait for you to explore…”
66. “Oh, I was hoping you’d ask.”
67. “You know what? That’s exactly what I need right now.”
68. “Take me, I’m all yours…”
69. “I’m ready when you are.”
70. “My body has missed you.”
71. “Then show me how much you want it…”
72. “You know the way, don’t you?”
73. “Then let’s take this upstairs…”
74. “Looks like we both want dessert tonight.”
75. “Don’t keep me waiting…”
76. “Well, isn’t it your lucky day!”
77. “That’s what I’ve been waiting for…”
78. “As long as you promise to take me places!”
79. “Oh, Babe! You sure know how to make me excited.”
80. “Don’t tease me; let’s get started!”
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81. “Easy tiger, you’ve got to wine and dine me first.”
82. “Wow, ever heard of a little thing called foreplay?”
83. “Ah! I see… a storm is brewing.”
84. “Oh, it’s pretty hot in there, you sure you can handle it?”
85. “Been thinking about this all day long.”
86. “Hmm, only if you promise to behave yourself.”
87. “Just so you know, it’s nice and cozy in there.”
88. “Are you sure? Cos once you’re in, there’s no going back!”
89. “Wait… inside my heart or somewhere else?”
90. “Well, come on then!”
91. “Do you need a map, or do you know your way around?”
92. “Are you planning on making me scream?”
93. “Don’t forget to lock the door.”
94. “Aren’t you a bold one?”
95. “Well, aren’t we adventurous tonight?”
96. “Show me what you’ve got!”
97. “Let’s make sure the curtains are drawn.”
98. “I’m not that easy.”
99. “Promise you’ll be gentle… at first.”
100. “You’re going where no man has gone before.”
101. “Don’t keep me waiting too long.”
102. “Let’s take things slow… real slow.”
103. “Is it too soon to say I’ve been waiting for this?”
104. “Then let’s take this slow, I want every moment to last.”
105. “I hope you are as adventurous as I am.”
106. “Are you sure you’re ready for this?”
107. “I can’t wait to feel every inch of you close to me.”
108. “I’ve been waiting for you to say that.”
109. “I love it when you talk dirty like that.”
110. “I want you just as much.”
111. “I’m ready… are you?”
112. “Promise to take care of me?”
113. “Only if you promise to go slow and steady.”
114. “I trust you. Show me how much you love me.”
115. “Promise me this won’t change anything between us.”
116. “This is new for me, promise to be gentle?”
117. “Let’s take it slow, I want every moment to last.”
118. “Let me show you how much I want you too.”
119. “I’ve been waiting for you to make the first move.”
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