Did you receive a “What’s up?” text from a guy you like but have no idea how to respond?
Or maybe a handsome guy down the street asked you what’s up when you were taking your morning stroll and you replied with something boring like “Not much”?
To help you out we came up with 87 awesome ways that you can respond to guys when you hear “Wassup” again.
You might find these witty replies especially useful when meeting guys online.
If you ever tried online dating, you probably know that the majority of the messages that you receive sound something like “What’s up” or “How are you?”
Some women choose not to respond when they get these generic messages but this means they are limiting their options when it comes to single men.
So what are some flirty ways to respond to “What’s up?” and get the conversation going?
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How to Reply to “What’s Up” In A Flirty Way?
1. I’ve been thinking about you. How are you?
2. I’m not sure…let me check my schedule.
3. I’m having a hard time concentrating on anything that’s not you right now.
4. What did you have in mind?
5. I am in the shower, wearing only my wedding ring.
6. I’m feeling very mischievous right now…
7. I’m reading a great book right now. Want to come over and see what it’s about?
8. I’m ready to take over the world. Wanna join me?
9. I’m all alone in my room, sitting here with nothing on but my computer.
10. I am in bed, lying on my back, wearing only my glasses.
11. I’m lying here in my bed, wondering what you’re doing.
12. I’m just sitting here on my bed…all alone.
13. I am currently single, free, and looking.
14. I’m at home, in my apartment, wearing nothing but my socks.
15. I’m busy, but I wouldn’t mind if you stopped by.
Example #16
Guy: What’s Up?
You: I’m just trying to figure out what to wear tonight lol
Guy: haha what is the occasion tonight?
You: Just having a girls’ night out
Guy: That sounds like fun! Where are you guys going?
You: To Sunset Bar downtown!
Guy: I heard it is a good spot! Have fun!
17. I’m tired and a little tipsy, so it’s a good time to talk to me.
18. How about you tell me what you are wearing and I’ll tell you what I’m thinking?
19. I’m in the mood for a little “me” time. Wanna help?
20. I’m in bed with my laptop.
21. Aww, that’s sweet. You wanna come over and cuddle?
22. That’s a good question – what is up with you?
23. If you must know, I’ve been missing you.
24. Actually, my 🍑 is up.
25. I’m dying to kiss you…your lips, your cheek, your neck, your…
26. I’m not interested, but you can buy me a drink if you want.
27. You’re so sweet. I love the way you work the room.
28. I’m all tingly inside because of you.
29. Nothing much…just chillin’ with my girls.
30. I’m getting wet.
31. I could use your help with something…
32. I’m a little tense right now. Can you help me relax?
33. Something’s definitely up.
Example #34
Guy: What’s Up?
You: I’m hungry and could go for a big, juicy steak.
Guy: You should come over for dinner then! I’ll grill some steaks, and we can watch some movies.
You: Sounds like a plan!
Guy: Awesome! See you soon.
You: See you!
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35. I’m thinking of you…in a naughty way.
36. I’m in a good mood and feeling frisky.
37. The answer is “yes.”
38. I’m pretty hot and lonely, and I want to talk dirty to someone
39. I’m busy fantasizing about you.
40. I’m not sleeping, so you better come over.
41. I could use a hug right now.
42. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
43. I think you already know.
44. I’d probably lose my job if I told you.
45. I’m doing some heavy thinking.
46. I couldn’t tell you even if I wanted to.
47. A little bit of this, a little bit of that…
48. If you really want to know, you’ll have to come and find out.
49. Are you having a slow day?
Example #50
Guy: What’s Up?
You: Nothing but I’m open to suggestions.
Guy: Well, then I got a few.
You: I’m listening, then.
Guy: How about we meet up for drinks in the bar?
You: That’s not a bad idea lol
Guy: Well, then let’s do it!
You: Sounds like a plan!
Guy: See you tonight!
You: See you!
51. I was thinking about you…specifically the part below the waist.
52. I’m on my way to the gym, wanna see me sweat?
53. I’m touched that you asked.
54. I’m just catching my breath from the last time you texted me.
55. If I told you, it would ruin the surprise.
56. Are you flirting with me?
57. Are you asking me out?
58. I’m just looking for the right guy to “spice” it up.
59. Let’s just say that my day is looking up.
60. I’m taking my bra off. Good timing!
61. Not much. What’s up with you handsome?
62. I’m in the middle of something, but you can watch.
Example #63
Guy: What’s Up?
You: I’m working on my tan. What are you up to?
Guy: Nice! I’m trying to decide what to do tonight but first I need to take my dog for a walk
You: Where are you walking him?
Guy: I’m walking him to the park by the river.
You: I love that area! It’s so gorgeous there!
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64. I’m just wondering what you’re wearing.
65. I’m not wearing any panties.
66. I’m lonely. Want to come over and cuddle?
67. I’m up for anything right now.
68. I was just looking at your picture, and I’m getting all hot and bothered.
69. I’m in my pajamas, but I’m planning on getting out of them soon.
70. Not much but If you were here, you’d be in trouble with me.
71. I’m just waiting for you…
72. I’m bored out of my mind. Want to come over and entertain me?
73. Why don’t you show me?
74. I’m bored. Want to come over and help me with my homework?
75. I’m just wondering if you’re alone.
76. Hmmm…I’ll have to check my calendar.
77. I’m not sure, but it might involve you and handcuffs.
Example #78
Guy: What’s Up?
You: Imagining you doing dirty things to me.
Guy: Now I am curious…where are you?
You: Home.
Guy: I wish I was there!
You: Me too!
79. I’m bored. Want to come over and play with me?
80. I think I’m in the mood for a little adventure.
81. I’ve been having naughty thoughts about you.
82. Just got out of the shower and I’m all wet.
83. I’m just sitting here waiting for the right guy to come along and ask me out
84. I’m bored. Wanna come over and watch me do nothing?
85. So what you’re saying is that you’re not busy tonight?
86. I’m in the mood for something long, thick and hard.
87. Was just thinking about you. Is that weird?
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