Apps like Tinder and Bumble are great for meeting young attractive guys.
Everyone knows that photos are very important to be successful in online dating. However, an even better way to get more swipes and messages is to have an awesome bio.
Witty and funny Tinder bios usually work the best.
Most women on Tinder and Bumble have boring bios like “Just ask”, “I like to hike” or “I like watching movies”.
You have to be different if you want to stand out and get more messages.
Some of the bios that we will share with you today might come across as too flirty or even dirty but the goal is to make people laugh. However, if you are looking for a serious relationship or even a husband you are probably better off trying other dating sites.
If on the other hand, you recently ended a long-term relationship or looking for some fun without much commitment here are the ideas for you to try today.
Don’t miss: 120 Examples of Good Tinder Bios for Women (Hot & Funny)
Dirty and Witty Tinder Bios for Females
1. If you want to annoy your neighbors, swipe right.
2. I am not the type of girl that goes home with a guy on a first date…but I can probably make an exception for you.
3. I am not your typical good girl.
4. My kitchen sink is leaking so if you are a plumber please message me.
5. I might not be 18 anymore but I can still act like one.
6. I am on here because I am trying to date your husband.
7. Your dog will love me but your neighbors won’t.
8. I might look like a classy girl but since my first photo is of me wearing a tiny bikini you know what I am really looking for.
9. I have a great personality but that’s probably not the main reason why you swiped right on me.
10. Since I am wearing a bikini in most of my pictures you know that I am looking for… a serious relationship.
11. I guess you swiped right on me, not because of my great personality.
12. If you have mommy issues, swipe right.
13. I am not looking for a hookup but if you have pizza, Netflix, and beer at your place, you might as well be the one.
14. I am good with small things…
15. I may not be the best cook but I will always have something to eat for you…
16. I am the type of girl that always gets stuck in a washing machine.
17. I never did yoga but it doesn’t mean I am not flexible.
Don’t miss: 121 Funny Dating Profile Headlines for Females to Attract Guys
18. My friends always complain about me talking too much…but that’s not the only thing I can do with my mouth.
19. I will make your dad proud.
20. I might not be going to church a lot but I do spend a lot of time on my knees.
21. I am not into the whole Netflix and Chill thing but if I can use your account let me know when I should stop by your place.
22. Ice cream is not the only thing I like to eat…
23. I might be 5′ 1″ and have small hands but it shouldn’t be stopping you from swiping right on me.
24. I might not be old enough to drink yet but it doesn’t mean I can’t do other things.
25. I appreciate little things in life so don’t be afraid to message me.
26. If you are looking for a good girl, please swipe left.
27. I enjoy long things on a beach.
28. I am really into motorbikes…but that’s not the only thing I ride.
29. Not really a girl you want to bring to your parents.
30. Should be at least 6’… in total.
31. Should care about the environment! (ex. taking showers together)
32. I am on here to make friends – not friends with benefits type of friends…
33. I might be short but at least my knees never hurt.
34. If you are married, you should consult with your wife before swiping right on me.
35. The best way to lure me into your place is with pizza and ice cream.
36. I want to take things slowly but if you have a bottle of good wine and cheese at home I might be able to speed things up.
Don’t miss: 37 Good Online Dating Profile Bios To Copy For Females
37. My boyfriend said I can’t have Tinder but who is he to tell me what to do when he has our neighbor on the quick dial?
38. My mom wants me to find a gentleman to marry but that’s not why I am here.
39. I am looking for a husband but open to something short-term while I search.
40. I might be vegetarian but it doesn’t mean I don’t crave meat.
41. The gym is not the only thing that keeps me in shape.
42. Looking for someone with a Costco membership.
43. Want someone to practice french kissing with?
44. I might not be the smartest girl on here but at least I have a nice 🍑.
45. Singing is not the only thing I like to do in a shower.
46. I might be 18 but don’t let my age scare you. I know how to cook, clean, and 🍆👅💦 like a good wife should do.
47. I am 5’5″, have blue eyes, and as you can tell nice 🍑.
48. I am your typical 21-year-old girl. Trying to travel the world, save the world, and meet hot guys.
49. Food is not the only thing I like to have in my mouth.
50. Teacher by day. Secret model by night.
51. With me, you will not need your alarm in the morning to wake up.
Read next: 50 Seductive Text Messages to Flirt and Tease Him
