Do you want to text your crush but find yourself clutching your phone, heart pounding, fingers paralyzed? Maybe you’ve even drafted a dozen messages only to delete them all without sending them.
Oh, the struggle! We’ve all been there. It’s like wanting to jump off the high cliff. You want to make a move, but you’re scared of the outcome.
One solution is to send him or her a fake drunk text so that if things go south you can blame it on too many drinks.
A faux-tipsy message might just be the key to breaking the ice without fully putting yourself on the line.
But now, you’re stuck in a new dilemma: what do you even say in your fake drunk text?
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How to Fake Drunk Text Your Crush?
1. The Random Compliment
- “Heyyy, you know what? You have the best eyebrows. Like, seriously. Why didn’t I notice before?”
- “Your hair always looks so… I dunno, movie-star-ish?”
- “Is it weird to say you have nice hands? Oops.”
2. Old Song Reference
- “Dude, is it just me or does ‘Wonderwall’ totally make you think of…you?”
- “Every time I hear ‘Sweet Caroline’, I kinda think of you. Dunno why!”
- “‘I Will Always Love You’… Wait, did I just sing that out loud?”
3. The Misplaced Emoji
- “Had fun last time we hung out 😂🍆 Wait, wrong emoji. Oops!”
- “Can’t wait to see your 🍆 Uh, wrong emoji. My bad!”
- “You’re a gem 🌭 Wait, not a hotdog. I meant 💎!”
4. The Random Thought
- “Do penguins have knees? Also, miss you.”
- “If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple. What about you?”
- “Ever wonder why ducks don’t get cold feet? You probably don’t. Anyway…”
5. The “Did I Say That?”
- “I think you’re cute. Wait, did I just text that? Oops!”
- “I always smile when I see you. Did I just admit that?”
- “You’re kinda hot. Did I think that or text it? Oops.”
6. Direct but Distracted
- “I kinda like you. Ooh, look at a squirrel in this picture!”
- “I’ve been thinking…you’re kind of…oh hey, just remembered about our test on Monday”
- “Every time I see you, I’m like…wait, did I leave the oven on?”
- “Can’t get you out of my mind, but also…is that ice cream?”
7. Odd Compliment
- “You’re like a potato, in a good way.”
- “You remind me of a well-baked cookie. Warm and sweet.”
- “You’re the marshmallow in my hot chocolate.”
- “If life was a sandwich, you’d be the fancy mayo.”
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8. Confused Compliment
- “You smell nice. Wait, have I ever smelled you? Idk.”
- “You’re like sunshine on a cloudy day. Or was it rainy? Hmm…”
- “Your laugh is infectious. Or was it contagious? Either way, it’s good!”
9. The “Oops, Wrong Person”
- “You looked cute today… Oh, wait, wrong chat!”
- “Your new haircut is fire. My bad, wrong person!”
- “Thanks for the advice earlier. Oops, thought you were my therapist!”
- “Remember our secret handshake? Wrong chat, but we should have one!”
- “You owe me $5. Wait, the wrong person, but if you’re feeling generous…”
10. The Foodie Flirt
- “You and pizza. My two faves. In no particular order.”
- “You and fries. Perfectly salty and sweet.”
- “If you were a dessert, you’d be a cheesecake. Rich and delightful.”
- “You’re the cherry on top of my sundae.”
- “If relationships were food, I’d pair us like wine and cheese.”
- “You and spaghetti. I’d never fork-get you.”
11. The Double Take
- “Why are you so awesome? Wait, did I ask that already?”
- “Have I told you how cool you are? Wait, I did? Oops!”
- “Did I mention you have great taste in music? Or was it movies?”
- “I think you’re brilliant. Deja vu, have I said that before?”
12. The Geeky Flirt
- “If we were in a game, I’d definitely pick you as my player two.”
- “If life was an RPG, I’d want you in my party.”
13. Twisted Lyrics
- “Shine bright like you, not a diamond. Rihanna got it wrong.”
- “Like a bridge over troubled water…you’re kinda neat.”
- “You got that James Dean daydream look in your…wait, wrong song?”
- “You’re just too good to be true. Can’t take my eyes off your…hat.”
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14. The Dreamy Text
- “Had a dream about you. You were…wearing nothing…”
- “Dreamt of you. We were flying on a magic carpet. Aladdin style.”
- “Had this dream where you and I were partners on a game show. We won, by the way!”
- “You were in my dream last night, teaching me to salsa. Got moves?”
- “Dreamt of you. We were in space, probably because you’re out of this world.”
15. Late Night Wonder
- “Hey, are you awake? Wanted to say…hey. Yup, just hey.”
- “It’s late, and I’m thinking of…did we have homework?”
- “Night owl? Or just another insomniac like me?”
- “Hey, late-night snack buddy! Whatcha craving?”
16. The Throwback
- “Remember that time in 3rd grade? Me neither. Just making conversation.”
- “Remember that time we tried to bake and set off the smoke alarm?”
- “Throwback to when you tried to teach me that dance move. Still a disaster.”
- “Hey, remember our failed camping trip? Good times.”
- “Remember when you spilled juice all over in 5th grade? “
17. GIF
- Send a quirky gif with “Reminded me of you…in the best way.”
- Send a dancing baby GIF with “This is my mood when I think of you.”
- Send a facepalm GIF with “Me, every time I try to be smooth.”
- Send a heart-eyes cat GIF with “When I see your messages pop up.”
- Send a fireworks GIF with “Every time you walk into a room.”
18. Unexpected Compliment
- “Your voice is like melted chocolate. Smooth and… chocolaty?”
- “Your sneezes are kinda cute. Is that weird?”
- “Your posture is impressive. Like, ballroom dancer level.”
19. The Overthinker
- “Was gonna send a cool text, but I overthought it. So, hi.”
- “Wanted to send a meme, but spent an hour choosing. So…how’s your day?”
- “Drafted this text five times. Sixth time’s the charm?”
- “Thought of a joke to tell you. Then overanalyzed if it was funny. It’s gone now.”
20. Emoji Overload
- “You’re amazing 😍🎉💃🚀🍕”
- “Feeling grateful for you 🙏🌟🥰🌈🎈”
- “Your jokes always crack me up 😂🤣🤪🤡🎭”
- “Always a blast with you 💥🚀💃🕺🎉”
21. The Sudden Exit
- “Wanted to say something. Got shy. Bye!”
- “Had this whole text planned out. Chickened out. Ttyl!”
- “Had a question, but…oh look, a distraction! Cya.”
22. Nostalgia Hit
- “Miss our old-school Mario Kart battles.”
- “Missing our epic karaoke nights.”
- “Craving those summer beach days with you.”
- “Wish we could rewind to that epic road trip.”
- “Wishing for more nights like that one under the stars.”
23. Straightforward
- “I think you’re cool. Too tipsy to lie. But also, not drunk. Complicated, I know.”
- “Being upfront here. I enjoy our chats. Drunk or sober.”
- “Might be the wine talking, or just me, but you’re awesome.”
- “Honestly, I think we vibe well. Tipsy or not.”
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