Tired of not getting replies on Bumble? We’ve all been there, sending out what we think are clever openers, only to be met with the sound of radio silence.
It can be frustrating, demoralizing, and let’s be honest, a bit confusing. You’re smart, funny, and attractive, so why guys are not replying to your messages?
Well, could it be that your opener isn’t as engaging or eye-catching as you think? Even on dating apps like Tinder and Bumble, first impressions matter. Your opening line on Bumble is your virtual handshake, your online wink, your pick-up line.
It’s your first shot at catching the attention of Mr. Right or Mr. Could-Be-Right-for-Now. So it needs to be good… no, scratch that. It needs to be great!
You need a conversation starter that is funny, punchy, and ultimately unforgettable. A good intro line is the key to getting more dates because it’s all about standing out from the crowd and making an instant connection.
So, how do you achieve that? How do you craft an intro that leaves guys curious and wanting more?
Here are some ideas to get you started.
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Examples of Funny and Punchy Intros for Bumble
1. Are we, like, married now?
2. Can’t wait to disappoint you!
3. Well, we both swiped right. Now what?
4. You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet… Ever petted an Alpaca?
5. Have you ever been peed on by a squirrel? Me neither, but it’s good to have shared experiences!
6. Not to sound too forward, but when’s our wedding?
7. Can you recommend a good therapist? Because you’re driving me crazy.
8. Are you a campfire? You’re hot and I want s’more.
9. I couldn’t help but notice that cute smile of yours. It’s almost as cute as mine.
10. Should I pick the red or black dress for our first date?
11. Can we skip the small talk and go straight to our elderly years of complaining about back pain?
12. I can see that you’re good at fishing because you’ve already caught me.
13. You’re so handsome that you made me forget my good pickup line.
14. Congratulations! You’ve won an all-expenses-paid date with me!
15. Sushi or tacos? Quick! Your answer will determine our future!
16. If we were at home, hanging on my couch, what would we be eating, drinking, and watching?
17. I can’t wait to introduce you to my mom!
18. Just when I had lost all faith in romance, along came your profile.
19. Fact: We are less than 10km away from each other. Fact: We both find each other attractive. So why haven’t we met yet?
20. Let’s forget about ‘Hi’ and start our conversation with ‘When are we getting a dog’?
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21. I’m taking applications for my summer romance position – interested?
22. I’m one hell of a good time – according to my Uber rating.
23. Is it time for our awkward Bumble date yet?
24. Did you know that penguins mate for life? I am not saying we should, just… fun fact!
25. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor looks like you, forget the fruit!
26. Congratulations! Out of 100 profiles, yours is my favorite.
27. We must have a lot in common because we both swiped right.
28. I hope you like bad girls because I am bad at everything.
29. I’m not saying we’re soulmates, but I’ve swiped left a lot of guys just so I could find you.
30. You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
31. Preparing to unleash my inner puppy to attract your attention.
32. Not sure if I’m more excited about our potential date or a dog in your profile pic.
33. You’re so attractive, even my dog swiped right.
34. It seems Bumble thinks we’re a match. Are we ready to prove technology right?
35. Your profile makes me want to delete this app, do you offer a satisfaction guarantee?
36. Didn’t know it was possible to find a 10/10 on Bumble till I saw you.
37. If you had to rename yourself after a dessert, what would it be? You can call me Choco Lava.
38. How about we go straight to date #3?
39. If you were the last person on Earth, and I was the second last, do you think we’d get along?
40. Let’s skip the usual talk: What are your thoughts on the Mars colonization?
41. Ready to be my next big mistake?
42. I couldn’t help but swipe right – my cat told me to.
43. We could make a great pair like coffee and mornings, or Fridays and happy hour.
44. Okay, here’s the deal – we match, meet, fall madly in love, adopt a golden retriever, and name it Goldie. Sound good?
45. Let’s break the rules. Forget about ‘how’re you doing?’ Just tell me what you want to do after our first date.
46. When was the last time someone cooked you breakfast in bed? Oh, never? We need to fix that ASAP!
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